Destination Unknown...

It's been a few weeks since I posted here...

2006-07-15T20:07:00.000-05:00

So what is better that on chick licking the G string of another chick...

Keep licking....

Pick a color...any color....

2006-06-25T23:50:00.000-05:00

Destination Unknown is by no way affiliated with the "Klan", condones "Spousal Abuse", has changed diapers (thank god that is over), avoids, "LA air" and "That time of the month." Will avoid a "joke" for "Spank me pink..."

Now get coloring and keep it within the lines!

This sneaked by my SPAM box...

2006-06-24T23:35:00.000-05:00

Can you imagine putting a patch on your johnson while you sleep? It claims that it will be larger in the morning. Da?

Stupid Fuckers...

Funnel 101...

2006-06-23T23:31:00.000-05:00

If my dad sees this I am sure that I will have my college tuition taken away...

Happy Father's Day!

2006-06-18T12:51:00.000-05:00

World Cup Fever 2006...

2006-06-17T00:26:00.000-05:00

I was looking at the photo album online for the FIFA World Cup and came across this picture and had a few thoughts come to mind.

Kinda cute...
Nice smile...
Nice tits less the veins ...LOL
No crazy nail polish

Then....

Then I need a few drinks....Dr. Jeckyll arrived....

Do you know what coyote ugly is? If not ask me in the comments or ask a friend that does.

Pass...

Another wardrobe malfunction...

2006-06-15T23:24:00.000-05:00

A beaver for a Bear...

She wanted a threesome.....

2006-06-13T23:52:00.000-05:00

So they called on Nickolus...and now

Alan, Jen's boyfriend was told to take his LP's and the relationship was over.

How does this happen?

2006-06-11T00:11:00.000-05:00

Woman: Ok, honey pull over because I want to get a picture with the ocean and the cliffs in the background. Is that o.k.?
Man: Oh sure.
Woman: Is their anything special I should do?
Man: (Very windy) Hey...be careful on the sea moss, it is rather slippery there!
Woman: (not understanding a thing) Ok, sure thing hun, I will lift my shirt up and show you my tits... How's this?

??Why are her pants undone??

**Special thanks to this woman that put this picture of her and her tits on Flicker for the whole world to see.**

Trojan Man and Pirate Dude...

2006-06-10T01:20:00.000-05:00

Indeed it isn't even close to Halloween, but these guys decided to test their costumes out a few (6) months early.

Is Trojan Man old enough to get laid? As for Pirate Dude...you ain't going to win the "Costume of the Year" award. Trust me.

Nice duct tape as well...

...and a can for Blogger...

2006-06-08T21:58:00.000-05:00

DAMN, today was a tough day for posting. This post was originally slated for 9:30 AM! I have changed the picture and wanted to let you know you too can pick up a can of WoopAss at your local WalMart store.

Princess Leah to the rescue...

2006-06-07T00:01:00.000-05:00

In many parts of NY you will find some of the best Jewish bagel bakery's. They are a must find and you can't beat the size of the bagels. Well, Cassandra took the buy one get one free thing a little far when considering that she was going to be dressing up for the local theme skit at the old age home.

Cassie was institutionalized a few days later.

Please read the aloud...(till you get it!)

2006-06-05T23:35:00.000-05:00

Right On!

Talk about priceless....

2006-06-04T23:25:00.000-05:00

WoOopS....

Summer's here...weekend beach weddings are too..

2006-06-03T11:57:00.000-05:00

Not what you want in the Wedding Album....

Click to Enlarge (a must)

Now this is Priceless....!!

What are they teaching kids at the museum?

2006-06-02T23:19:00.000-05:00

DAMN....

Now on exhibit till....ah forget it..

:o)

What's wrong with this picture?

2006-06-01T21:53:00.000-05:00

A: Monica Lewinsky isn't in the picture

B: Only one girl has a cigar in her mouth

C: All these women are HOT

D: I am not in the picture...

These are the CAO girls from CAO Cigars.

http://caocigars.com/

What a great weekend at the beach...

2006-05-30T10:12:00.000-05:00

So I get to the beach this Memorial Day weekend and there must have been a contest for the smallest bikini. I am also calling this post a Camel Toe Tuesday and 2 for Tuesday..

So ladies don't be she with some left over cloth and some clear tape, you too can make a swim suit and not go through the trouble of if it "covers" to much area.

Hope you all had a nice weekend...

Watch your dogs ass...

2006-05-27T14:28:00.000-05:00

(Click to enlarge)

If you have a picture that you would like to submit to me, please send it to chrisk67@gmail.com and put Destination Unknown pics on the subject line.

Hey kid, tell your mom you support TWAT...

2006-05-27T09:32:00.000-05:00

I was talking with my brother yesterday and he used the word twat. One that I hadn't heard in a while. So I looked it up and this is what I came up with.

Happy Memorial Day Weekend and yes, I do support it 110%. (twat that is)

$19.95 was to much to spend...

2006-05-26T17:45:00.000-05:00

for the Home Depot rental flatbed. Nice rims...to bad the back ones are square now...

Click to Enlarge...(not like you can't see this...)

I love Canada..

2006-05-25T20:03:00.000-05:00

...but could you please step it up, we need manpower if we are going to be there till 2050...

Dusty Bakers Destination is going to be KNOWN soon...

2006-05-24T23:19:00.000-05:00

The Cubs and Greg Maddux were not only spanked yesterday by Florida, the Cubs were swept as well. Listen Dusty...I hear that they have a few openings at the Wiener Circle on Clark St...

Sorry dude...

Sing it.....Oh Canada...

2006-05-24T14:41:00.000-05:00

Damn Boxes....

2006-05-23T21:41:00.000-05:00

Handmade Candy....Penis/Pussy pops

2006-05-22T22:00:00.000-05:00

Is this guy for real...?? Why does he have a mask on?

We are talking lolipops right?

Now this is what I call World Cup Spirit...

2006-05-21T10:37:00.000-05:00

I would say that the proud owner of this BMW wouldn't think so after seeing this Nike soccer ball on top of his ride and the total damage it has done.

Now back to our regularly scheduled Nooddle eating...

How excited are you about World Cup Soccer?

Rolls Royce and the Special Edition Emblem.

2006-05-20T13:05:00.000-05:00

It is speculated in 2010 that Rolls Royce will be changing all hood emblems to indicate that if you bought that expensive of a ride you were really "fucked..."

Now this is what you call penis envy...

2006-05-19T11:44:00.000-05:00

Equipped with Balls...

Way to go DJ.....play that song...

2006-05-18T15:05:00.000-05:00

Don't let your kids search for music, or you will have to explain this girl under the DJ booth.

Careful what you buy at Toy's R Us...

2006-05-17T12:55:00.000-05:00

All I can think of when I look at this is Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure... and that is disturbing enough.

Landscaping season begins...

2006-05-16T23:20:00.000-05:00

I am a tattoo fan, but can you imagine asking to have that done... I want a tattoo and I want it here...

Post Presidency and still going strong...

2006-05-15T23:41:00.000-05:00

International relationships are still strong according to Clinton.

Why your motorcycle isn't selling...

2006-05-13T15:10:00.000-05:00

I would say that is a "daisy tablecloth" and that isn't going to help the cause. I am sorry to say that you will be riding that motorcycle all summer long. It ain't going to sell...

Ummmm....yeah

2006-05-12T16:48:00.000-05:00

I thought I was seeing things....but after realizing that it's a _ _ _ _ _, I asked myself... Why is she sitting next to it?

Thirsty Thursday...What not to do!

2006-05-11T18:00:00.000-05:00

#1. Don't drink from any spigot that resides below the belly button.

(He is filling that up pretty good!)

#2 Have your picture taken while on the curb after drinking on Thirsty Thursday with skirt falling off and thong showing.

Yep, its Hump Day...

2006-05-10T14:33:00.000-05:00

The case of the missing VW Golf.

2006-05-09T15:45:00.000-05:00

I will be the first to admit that I own a Golf. When I came across this picture all I could think of is if someone wanted my car badly enough all they would have to do is flip it and get it in an oversized van. So, as a public service announcement for all VW Golf owners, get Lojack...

(This isn't my car)

My drapes don't match my curtains...

2006-05-08T11:52:00.000-05:00

Hey, look at my pubes....no no...look at mine...

Meet Saturday and Sunday...

2006-05-06T14:00:00.000-05:00

Have a great weekend and I may be back tomorrow.
**(SbB stands for Super Bitchin Babe)**

I can't make this shit up.....

2006-05-05T10:20:00.000-05:00

I was searching for a mountain bike on Google and this is what I came across, definitely a "Destination Unknown" on this one...the shit I find. The next time that you go to a "toy party" ladies, they just might be selling bicycles.

Dickhead...

2006-05-02T16:37:00.000-05:00

It was a long weekend...

2006-04-30T22:00:00.000-05:00

For this kid...

Under age drinking + Sharpie marker=embarrassing Monday morning homeroom.

(This is my post for Monday)

Large Bra drops on I-95 in New Jersey

2006-04-30T13:00:00.000-05:00

Delays to Atlantic City could be a while.

Nadia Chen...that has to hurt...

2006-04-29T13:00:00.000-05:00

Thank god that she is a girl...but I am sure that it hurt anyways.

A Wooden Exotic....

2006-04-28T12:00:00.000-05:00

I received an email from a family member, and the pictures have to be shared. If you have always wanted a Ferarri, here is one way to get it. This is an ALL wooden car, with motor included.

The Worlds Smallest Bikini's

2006-04-26T15:00:00.000-05:00

I would go with "swatches..."

All hands support bra...

2006-04-25T14:58:00.000-05:00

So far this only comes in silver, more colors coming this summer. LOL

A day at the beach....

2006-04-24T22:34:00.000-05:00

Stone cold busted.....

The Tale of the wooden penis...

2006-04-21T19:00:00.000-05:00

The look on her face is priceless. Once she got on, she couldn't control herself. It must have been vibrating or something.

Take a look in the Mirror...

2006-04-20T22:00:00.000-05:00

In a minute you will notice the sign in the background and where they are.

Bzzzzzzzzzz..............

2006-04-16T21:00:00.000-05:00

How not to have your motorcycle stolen when you live in a hotel...

2006-04-08T09:40:00.000-05:00

Josh's wife kicked him out of the house because he said that he loved his motorcycle more that her, on many occasions. He how staying at a Holiday Inn Express.

Speechless...

2006-04-06T19:05:00.000-05:00

Care to comment for a caption? I will post the best one and reward with 20 BE Credits. I will need at least 10 comments to post a poll.

A picture that he will kill us for...

2006-04-02T20:00:00.000-05:00

This is a real life family member of mine. This is my nephew, Anthony. I was looking at some pictures that I had my brother send me to my old job. I remembered laughing to no end about this. Some pictures are priceless and I am sure that he will kill us when he is old enough. I remember telling my brother that I was changing his name to "Digger."

Summer cookouts...

2006-04-01T20:00:00.000-06:00

With summer cookouts right around the corner, I wanted to get you all in the mood. I love cheeseburgers, corn and watermelon just to name a few of the things I want on my plate.

If you are looking for corn, you will find it on this truck.

This isn't the prototype of the van from Dumb and Dumber that Jim Carey was driving.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

I am speechless....

2006-03-28T16:30:00.000-06:00

O.k. here goes...

I was searching for some vintage Nascar pictures on Google and came across this picture.

After further investigation, I found the site where the picture came from and started looking at some of the other photos. I find it amusing that people will take a object and pose for pictures with it in different places. I can hear it now...."Are you all packed up for the trip? Also, do you have the chicken?"

So on the left we have...we'll call her Stella, because she thinks that she is stella (insert Boston accent there) looking with the chicken. On the right, we have Linda...a binge drinker in need of a mammogram.

Lucky chicken and what the fuck is Linda looking at?

Oh yeah, Stella needs to straighten those pictures as well....nice wood trim too...

I can't make this shit up. The picture on the right was like that when I found it.

Google.com and then "nascar" and they are on page 2.

I need an ABP on 7 chicks.....

2006-03-22T20:00:00.000-06:00

Attn: All Points Bulliten on 7 missing women all wearing caution tape and trashbag mini's....

Caution is an understatement for some of them. I will be nice and not point out the one on the far left in the back row.....she needs some "Yield Tape."

A request from a fellow blogger...

2006-03-17T23:00:00.000-06:00

It is tough sometimes getting comments from fellow bloggers with requests that you aren't sure that will go over well for visitors, but this is legit... (not to legit to quit..(2LTQ) you know the hand signal...) but this is the truth.

I was searching the internet on another "Destination Unknown" while searching for at the time Valentine's pictures and I came across this...He says that he wants chicks on a yacht....here you go.

Here is his comment on the picture below on the "donkey in the boat, listed under travel on Google.

plusultra to me
6:29 pm (4 hours ago)
"That is the wrong kind of boat and the wrong kind of ass. I want to see a yaght and a hottie if i am travelling. "

This quote hasn't been altered in any way, so if you think that it was, check below.

No offense Plus for posting this, but you are a fucking riot...

I will take the one on the left looking at the pictures 23 out of 24 hours a day..

I love it when people call me out and I respond! BooYah!!

Enjoy and take care...

Oh yeah, don't forget a click on our renter "RockJay" for more funny stories!

Nike....from another planet.

2006-03-17T18:00:00.000-06:00

I was doing a search for "Nike" and this showed up.

Do you think that aliens showed up and did this? Their were other pictures on the site that were in different parts of Italy. Kinda fun....

If you see a spaceship land in your local field, see if the crew are sporting their Jordans...

Ah..yeah, right...

2006-03-13T18:00:00.000-06:00

I looked at this and was in the midst of what I thought was a brain cramp....No I wasn't-This is on the first page if you type in "travel" on Google.

Don't go fishing with a jackass...

Hope you all had a nice weekend and thanks for stopping by. Oh yeah, leave a comment dammit!

Well sir...we have a problem with the plane you reserved..

2006-03-09T15:00:00.000-06:00

I was looking at flights back home and didn't realize that I was typing in the "images" box and found this under air fares...

I would say that this is one airline that I wouldn't book a charter with ...

I have questions... How could this happen? What were you close to that this would be sliced like this? I look at this and all I can think of is that fucking "salad shooter" that they advertise on TV...slice em up baby!

I am speechless when I look at this picture.

Enjoy, and thanks for stopping by. The owner of this plane clearly has a Destination Unknown...

Another leak of "classified" information...

2006-03-08T16:30:00.000-06:00

Here is Tigers practice area. It was classified until last week.

He is 3 wins in 5 tournaments this season.

Thanks for the comments and please leave a comment on the stick em up snowman entry, I am going to choose a caption soon and give away some credits to either Blogmad or Blogexplosion.

John O'Hurley and the promotion of new M&M's

2006-03-07T14:00:00.000-06:00

I was watching Conan O'Brien last night and he had on John O'Hurley (formerly J Petterman) from Seinfeld. He is the spokesperson for M&M's, which has launched a new product for "adults." These new M&M's are supposed to be larger and in different colors as well. Kinda bizarre...but I am still wondering why.... So, I decided to do some searching the web for the fun of it and this is what I came up with.

O.k. everyone, let's spark one up!

This is fucking funny...and I am not even high!

Enjoy!

Destination Unknown doesn't promote drug us by any means. If you are high and need some munchies, we would recommend something other than M&M's.

Friday Nonsense...

2006-03-03T13:30:00.000-06:00

I saw this some time ago and received this from a friend back home who said that every time she sees this it makes her laugh. Me too... Enjoy.

Please enter your "caption" for the entry below and I will pick the best and if you are member of Blogexplosion, I will transfer a undetermined amount of credits.

When times are tough...the tough get going!

2006-03-02T19:30:00.000-06:00

(Insert your caption here)

Leave a great caption in the comments and I will choose and post.

Not available at any Home Depot.

2006-03-01T13:00:00.000-06:00

If you are looking for this kind of barrel, you won't find it in isle #3 at Home Depot. I was looking for different types of barrel's for my father in a search, and came up with this. Kinda cool if you ask me.

You need to click on the image, because this doesn't do it justice.

Thank you for stopping by "Destination Unknown."

Monday Madness...Don't mind me...

2006-02-27T17:30:00.000-06:00

With Major League Baseball soon approaching, it seem as though the San Diego Padres are "marking there territory" and could "give a shit" what the fans think...

Technorati tags: MLB, dogs, San Diego, Padres

Looking at you...

2006-02-24T13:00:00.000-06:00

Reflections of a random few...

This just reminds me of some people that disrupted the flow in the Blog-o-Sphere. From gossip about the "posse" of the Battle of the Blogs, to other random bloggers talking shit.

Talk out loud when no one is listening only makes you look like a fucking fool. Leaving random comments naming people isn't cool either. This is to you and you know who you are. Take it like a champ, cause you have in the past.

Your "Destination" is certainly " unknown...

Technorati tags: Cartoon, blog, troll,

Looking for romance? Look no further...

2006-02-22T15:30:00.000-06:00

I would like to thank todays "P" from "Views Askew" who sent this over and we are featuring it today. She said that she was looking for a little romance and said that this is what she got in her search for "romance."

This is a great lesson for parents to teach their kid that romance and crack don't mix.

Thanks "P"

Technorati tags: books, romance, crack, butt crack

Found under "Surfing Vacations"

2006-02-20T22:30:00.000-06:00

Ever think that you would like to take a trip and try surfing? This is what you will find if you search for "Surfing Vacations." Now this is great great advertising for the travel industry. (All I can hear is the background music from Jaws...da dant, da dant dant..)

Technorati Tags: sharks, surfing, water, vacation

Cheney has another gun that he hasn't told anyone about...

2006-02-15T12:30:00.000-06:00

On a recent trip, VP Dick Cheney couldn't conceal his own weapon despite shooting a fellow hunter in the face, chest , and arms.

Never allow your child to sit in front of the VP while he is packing his own heat. This will cause unnecessary mental trauma to your child for years to come.

(click on picture for larger shot of Cheney's package)

Technorati tags: weapons, VP, Cheney, coffee, hunting

Are you looking for Super Fan #99...?

2006-02-14T17:30:00.000-06:00

If you aren't familiar with the movie "Swingers" of the fact that I work on a sports blog, this is what I found under Google for "Super Fan." I guess that it worked out well considering that today it Valentine's Day. So this one is for all the women out there that are looking for a "Super Fan."

(Click picture for LARGER view)

P.s- I needed the super fan for the sports blog and if you haven't seen Swingers, rent it today and you won't be disappointed I told you so!

Technorati tags: men, valentine's day, naked, dynamite

Looking for Furniture?

2006-02-13T18:00:00.000-06:00

I was looking under furniture and came across this ad for AIDES. I am not sure what that stands for but thought I would share a fucked up picture for you all.

Technorati tags: furniture,women,spiders,weird

Your redneck child and the shaven pussy

2006-02-10T16:30:00.001-06:00

In a recent search for "pussy cats" this is what I came up with.

#1...I am going to say that kid shouldn't be holding the cat in that position (like that) (starting early) and #2 we have to give him credit, he did put his boots on before he went outside. Nice job Randy..

As for the picture on the right, that is just your ordinary shaved pussy. Scary, but nicely shaven.
Have a great weekend and I am sure that I will have something for you over the next day or two.

Technorati Tags: Cats, shave, kids, animals

A Gathering at the local track??

2006-02-09T09:00:00.000-06:00

Good day and welcome back to Destination Unknown... I was doing some research and came across this picture and couldn't help but share it seeing where I missed the "2 for Tuesday" post and would like to make up for it by giving you 8X the fun and 1 extra. If you are looking for "tires" this is what you will get. Enjoy!

After seeing stuff like this in searches, I tend to say to myself who says "o.k. I need 17 topless girls in BMX bike at the track at 11:00 a.m.

Technorati tags: topless, BMX, girls, tires, track

From F1 Racing to Golf (cart racing) I think?

2006-02-06T13:00:00.000-06:00

Yep, it's Monday...and yes I am back on the Internet searching for the latest news and sports info and also some pictures of some great golf resorts. That is what I am up to today.

Here are some things that are true when it comes to sports (and especially golf in this post).

#1 Tiger Woods is 2-0 in his tournaments that he has played in this year.
#2 The Steelers won the Super Bowl 21-10.
#3 Golf carts can and do make a round of golf go faster, but are customizable as well.

I am going to get this for my dad. Page 1 of a search for "golf resorts"

Please click on picture for "jumbo" view.

Special thanks today to the folks at Blogexplosion.com for getting me approved for "Destination Unknown..."

Major changes in F1 Racing...

2006-02-03T15:00:00.000-06:00

As a sports fan and an F1 racing fan, I took it upon myself to check out the new McLaren F1 race car. There has been some buzz in some of the recent magazines, so I thought I would check it out. While searching, I came across many pictures and these are some that stuck out. I knew about the "pit girls" of motorcycle racing. So much for my originally scheduled search... F1 coming to a local "white trash" town near you. (including pit girls)

HOT

NOT

2 Things: In the (left)picture-What is wrong with that girls back? Shouldn't you be in better shape to be a "pit git" dressed in a napkin?(right)-(yeah that means both of you!)

Conclusion:

Looking at this makes me want to have a street ride and relax with a Foster's. Save the raffle for the Elks Lodge.

Original Search:

Baseball....WTF?

2006-02-02T08:00:00.000-06:00

Let me set the stage...

I am getting ready to do a milestone post (#100) and look up "sports" and "baseball" for images that I may want to use in my post or as a banner. This is what I get on page one under "baseball classic."

...and my coaches always said not to get to emotional about the game.

Just an FYI-I am a huge fan of F1 racing and I will have some pictures that you won't want to miss...

2 For Tuesday...

2006-01-31T15:30:00.000-06:00

I was thinking that 2 for Tuesday could be a regular thing. You may think so after seeing this post. Kinda funny how I came across this picture.

I have been wanting to get back to Cancun for sometime after a vacation that took place in the mid 90's. I was looking up "Cancun devastation" to see if there was pictures of both Cancun resorts and the destruction from hurricane Wilma. This evidently is the destruction that you will be afforded in Cancun on your next trip. This is the WORST set of boobies that I have ever seen and because she is with her friend, it made 2 for Tuesday that much better. I hope that you get a chuckle from these because I did.
Calling Dr. 90210...

WTF is up with the head piece?

TT

Hot for Teacher?

2006-01-30T21:30:00.000-06:00

The teacher says,"I am going to show you my invisible pointer, watch my hands."

WTF?

I was doing a search today for a "100 posts" logo for another blog that I will be making my 100th entry to. I though I was having a bad day, now look at this guy...

Do you think that he still has a job?

More to come...the stuff that is out there is so worth sharing...

TT

We are on a roll...

2006-01-29T11:30:00.000-06:00

I was searching for the "R" rating for this blog and came across this when I searched for "parental advisory." I never knew German statues would come into play quite like this.

Funny shit. Enjoy your Sunday!

TT

First picture post...

2006-01-28T13:00:00.000-06:00

This is the first picture post at "Destination Unknown." This was found at Google for a simple search for ketchup. I was looking for a picture of a ketchup bottle, and there were some there, but saw this on the first page.

We don't know this woman, but thank her for her rendition of the: "How to give a porno style blowjob during dinner with a ketchup bottle."

Welcome to "Destination Unknown"

2006-01-28T12:30:00.000-06:00

I want to welcome you to "Destination Unknown." This blog will be dedicated to some of the stuff that I find while searching Google and Yahoo for images and other "weird" stuff. I also will be posting random things from time to time and I will welcome pictures from guests as well.

Thanks for checking in and come back often if you dare...